Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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