this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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