That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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