you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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