The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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