Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
