Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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