spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
