I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
