They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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