So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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