meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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