hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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