i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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