I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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