I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My liver just broke up with me...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I could make wine with my vomit
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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