i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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