haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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