? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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