would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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