Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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