Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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