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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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