We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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