the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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