So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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