and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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