What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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