Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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