dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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