And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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