I just cut my nipple shaving
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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