Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
please come you make the beer taste better
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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