that's an acceptable place to lick
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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