Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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