You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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