....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
zippers are such a cool invention
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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