There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
