Whatcha textin bout Willis?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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