i jhust puked up my retainher.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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