you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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