Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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