Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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