Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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