I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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