I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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