Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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