i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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