if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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