i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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