I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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