I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
God I need to hump something, right now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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